Greg is pissed that he was not invited to the stag night.
GUYS. WHAT IF. WHAT IF GREG WAS INVITED. AND HIS LITTLE, “YOU DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT TO CLOSING TIME” JAB WAS BECAUSE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET THEM AFTER HE GOT OFF WORK AND JUST AS HE WAS LEAVING THEY GOT HAULED INTO THE DRUNK TANK.
I love how John just snaps into the 45 degree angle of pain here
i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
Paging Mr. Adams, Mr. Douglas Adams, we’ve found where Golgafrincham Ark B came down…
(seriously, though, this doesn’t surprise me at all; humans are the dolphins of the land- if it looks sort of like us and it acts sort of like us and we’re not in the mood to beat it up over it eating the same thing as us, you can start the countdown to getting jiggy with it pretty reliably)
We’re up in the Pleistocene, We’re up acquiring some genes, We’re up—you know what that means. We’re up all night to get lucky.
Aaaaaahhhh okay it’s fine I guess. I just don’t know if I can get used to not being the oldest anymore, what with you and Sabrina being higher up on the food chain now. Anyway, welcome to the fold brother dearest. Please stop for your customary noogie by the door.
Although whos lilu?
here u go Doc. Lilu is the not-blue one.
Hows lovecraft coming by the way?
It got bumped back in deference to my tiny, pregnant Japanese teacher and the mountain of homework she decided to assign us.
That’s “tiny, angry, light-saber wielding Japanese teacher”. You always leave out the good bit.
(Also how are we all siblings now what did you guys do does this mean i have to live with dani?)
—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
Hmm, If I had to completely lose one year… I suppose something early would be an option, because I wouldn’t have many memories of that time period anyway. But that might interfere with my learning to talk/read/something else important and also is a boring, disappointing answer.
There’s no year of my life that sticks out to me as completely awful, either. And I’d probably be afraid how much else that year would take with it - did I start an important friendship or something that would just not be there in later years?
But if I had to choose, I would probably say maybe 2008 or 2006, as I don’t remember either one with… particular fondness. In short, I was fighting with my family a lot, and there was trouble at school, and things were just generally not great.
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
The last time… was definitely platonic (boring, I know, but I don’t get kissed a whole lot), let me think who…. Probably my dog, but we’re skipping over him as he’s not human and already lives here so of course I’d let him in the house.
Since some of my extended family kisses hello, it was probably my aunt Audrey (whom I love to pieces). I’d be worried she was so far from home if she spontaneously turned up on my doorstep, but I’d definitely let her in. She’s moving even farther away soon so I’ll hardly get to see her anymore after the next few weeks.